Archive for June, 2009

Jason Voorhees: A Mid-Story

Posted in Blog Post with tags , , , , on June 29, 2009 by Total Domination

JasonunmaskIn 1958 there was a mentally challenged boy at Camp Crystal Lake named Jason Voorhees, age 10. Even though he was a nice boy, all the other campers and counselor’s hated him. They didn’t even hate him because of his deformed look, but because of how good he was at every activity. Whether it be archery, running, or swimming; Jason was the best.

Jason’s mother Pamela Voorhees worked at the camp, mainly to keep an eye on here son, but she was one hell of a cook. So one day young Jason decided to play a cruel joke on his mother, not knowing the effect it would have on her. So as he went out for his daily swim, he acted as if he was drowning and because everyone hated him, no one came to his rescue.

His mother assumed he drowned and quickly blamed on the horny teen counselor’s of Camp Crystal Lake, but in reality her son was swimming across the lake to play an elaborate joke. You see Jason’s plan was to hide in the woods for a long time and then tell his mother, but on his way back he got lost and found a new family. So instead of telling her a couple days later, it took him 21 years.

Even though Jason was so good at certain things, he was only 10 years old and extremely mentally challenged. So Jason did not know how to find his way back to camp. This new family he met was a pack of wolves, who raised him and showed him the ways of life for the next 21 years.

The year is 1979, 21 years after Mrs. Voorhees killed 2 camp counselor’s to avenge her sons death. On this night, Jason, now roughly 31 years old, finally got the courage to go tell his mom about his funny prank, but as he ran to the beach to tell his mom, he witnessed her head being chopped off by a helpless victim.

Though we are all meant to believe Jason began killing as a form of revenge for his mother’s death, in reality he just wants to meet a girl. You see, in Jason’s head he is just normally talking to these girls whom he is chasing after, but the way it translates out is in the form of killing.

The man was raised by wolves, he just doesn’t know any better and when there is a full moon for some reason he decides to rape and murder. It seems so terrible, but in his mind he just wants a friend.

For a perfect example of what goes on inside the head of Jason, take a look at the character Shelly in Friday the 13th Part 3. It is like a mirror image of Jason Voorhees.

Episode 33: Even Though We Say 34

Posted in Podcast with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 29, 2009 by Total Domination

spy-vs-spyWelcome to Episode 33 of Total Domination! In this week’s episode Corey, Denis, Nick, and Cody (minus Ryan) are joined by The Admiral Kyle Nelson and first timer Dan Grossklaus. We would also like to apologize for saying that this was Episode 34.

In Totally Dominating News we discuss an old man getting fancy with his gun, a lawsuit at a strip club, and a man with a webcam.

This week we are bringing in a new segment called Vicious Versus! In this new segment we take two people, movies, or things and put them against each other in the battle to end all battles!

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Episode 32: Wrestlecast II

Posted in Podcast with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 15, 2009 by Total Domination

LEGION_OF_DOOM_1Welcome to Total Domination Episode 32! For any new listeners, this is a podcast about movies, music, tv, and other obscure pop culture. Each week we discuss some rumblings in the news and have a main topic of discussion. So thank you for listening and we hope you thoroughly enjoy Total Domination!

This week we were visited by our good friend SC and in Totally Dominating News we discuss the police vs a chihuahua and bringing guns to church.

The main topic of Episode 32 is a topic we discussed once before, but since there is so much to discuss and it is something we grew up on, we decided to once again discuss pro-wrestling. So if you were a child of the late 80’s/early 90’s and loved wrestling in it’s prime, you will thoroughly enjoy this week’s xTDx!

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Episode 31- Bike Ride To The Moon: The E3 Discussion

Posted in Podcast with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 7, 2009 by Total Domination

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Joining us in the BATTLE Lounge this week are Zach and “The Architect.” Also, the usual crew is here as always Corey, Nick, Ryan, Denis, and Cody (who is Wiimo).

In Totally Dominating News we discuss the newly announced Waldo, Bazooka Joe, & Stretch Armstrong movies and a drunk teacher in Texas!

As I’m sure you can tell from the title of our podcast, the main topic this week is E3 2009. We discuss some exciting events that happened and our thoughts on which games we’re most excited for in the coming year!

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Episode 30: Back In Time Part 2

Posted in Podcast with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 1, 2009 by Total Domination

the_terminator_large_08Here it is part 2 of our time travel movie discussion! And joining us once again is Cody Eungard aka Cody Wyoming. This man has been on ever since he came back to town and has pretty much become a new part of the xTDx crew! The man went from number 1 fa to part of the xTDx crew, wow!

This week in Totally Dominating news we discuss a man with a bitch of a wife and a senile grandma.

Since last week laid down the ground work for movies involving time travel, this week we decided to thoroughly discuss the time travel elements, alternate timelines, and what should effect what. The main movies we focus on are Bill & Ted, Back to the Future, and the Terminator Franchise.

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